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Votes: 96
Nick Saban uses Tiger Balm made of actual Auburn Tigers.
From: Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 70
St. Nick: bringing Christmas to Tuscaloosa and all Alabama fans 365 days a year!
From: Kyle, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 64
Sorry
Awbarn
Bama is gonna win
Another
National Championship
From: D-Monk, Samson
Posted: 02-08-2007
Votes: 59
A war eagle flying over once tried to poop on Saban's head, Saban looked up and the war eagle exploded in fear, literally.
From: Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 58
Saban rocks because he's gonna wipe the floor with Aubarn when he earns the players that have been going there and shows how they are the weak over-rated pieces of krap we've all known they are
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 53
Auburn rednecks are advised to leave their trailers and move to a safe location when Nick Saban is in town.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 52
The big red spot on Jupiter is the result of Nick Saban passing gas more than 8 million years ago.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 52
Because Saban knows college football and college football IS the Crimson Tide!
From: neely, bham
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 50
Life's not fair...unless you're Nick Saban. Then life's your bitch!
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 43
Topping out the NY Times best seller list for 2007:
1. "How to go from a dumbass to a genius in 1 week" by Mal Moore
2. "The day my world came crashing in" by Tommy Tubberville
From: Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 43
Saban had to leave Miami because what's the use of going to the beach if you don't have the TIDE!
From: Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 42
Might want to pull off your shoes Auburn, you're going to need more than your thumbs to count the national championships in the SABAN ERA!
From: Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 40
When Nick Saban wants to demonstrate Saban-Fear. He has a press conference.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 39
Nick Sabans specalt is tiger stew
From: valdosta
Posted: 09-25-2007
Votes: 38
Because Nick Saban could kick Tommy Tubberville's ASS!
And Will!
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 37
he likes to vacation in deliverance land....squeel boy!
From: cooter
Posted: 01-04-2007
Votes: 36
Saban left Miami because he is tired of beating Scarface.
From: Reggio, Italy
Posted: 04-09-2007
Votes: 36
Fear the Saban!
From: JLS, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 35
This year, Nick Saban is not only going to beat the redneck out of Aubarn. Afterwards, he is going to throw Tommy Tubberville over the tree in Toomer's Corner!
!!!ROLL TIDE!!!
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 34
Because They are the Best, aand we are going to go somewhere with Saban,I have always been a Alabama Fan, and will alway's be an Alabama Fan,ROLL tide,Kle Hutcheson,Brewton,Alabama
From: Brewton,Al.36426
Posted: 09-04-2007
Votes: 34
He just does!
From:
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 33
If Nick Saban falls in the woods, does it make a sound? Of course not, Nick Saban does not fall in the woods.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 33
If you put 1000 monkeys in a room with 1000 typewriters for 1000 years you will get Nick Saban on your bad side. Don't do it.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 33
As an infant, Nick Saban was eaten by a full grown tiger, he survived on the carcass for 2 days then went through puberty.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 33
Nick Saban can smell fear. He says it is similar to tiger piss.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 32
Nick Saban is his own father.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 32
Nick Saban ate a million habanero peppers one day. On the second day, he shat the Sun. On the third day, he went tiger hunting.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 32
Nick Saban can divide by 0
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 32
Because Tommy Tubberville goes wee-wee when he hears the name Nick Saban mixed with Alabama Football. The real Alabama Football.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 31
Because the press always wants to make it something it's not
From: Nick Saban, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 11-05-2007
Votes: 31
Nick Saban exfoliates in a giant tank of piranhas. When their teeth are all broken, he knows to get out.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 30
Nick Saban's favorite color is Tiger-Blood.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 30
Nick Saban is always happy and laughing, he just displays it in the form of putting the fear of death into reporters.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 30
Coach Saban Rocks cause he is gonna win us a National Title! Can Auburn say DYNASTY!
From: Joe of Richmond, VA
Posted: 04-09-2007
Votes: 30
The sleeper has awoken.
From:
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 30
Because anything is better than Suckburn!!
From: LP
Posted: 01-03-2007
Votes: 29
Is "Sabanfear" becoming an actual medical condition?? AU & LSU fans (and LSU coaches) seem to be wetting their collective britches about CNS joining the Crimson Tide. As they are fond of telling us, they "ain't skeered" over & over & over & over... Or, as Les Miles so quaintly put it, we are now f*****g Alabama (but he ain't skeered, nosirrie!)
From: JD, Richmond, VA
Posted: 02-16-2007
Votes: 28
Nick Saban has been denied entry to the African continent, and India for fear that his mere presence would kill off the population of endangered Tigers.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 28
saban and bama=champions
From: jeremy cornersville tn
Posted: 06-04-2007
Votes: 27
Nick Saban is currently recruiting Tommy Tubberville to be his personal secretary.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 27
Saban rocks because he hadn't even gotten off the plane in T Town before all the folks who hate the Tide started making attacks and excuses
From: You Know Bama Is Your Daddy
Posted: 08-21-2007
Votes: 26
because hes our Saban Grace....
From: dan. Foley, al
Posted: 09-18-2007
Votes: 26
Because Saban WANTS to be at Alabama and Auburn hates that fact!
From: kay, Huntsville
Posted: 08-22-2007
Votes: 25
because he gets paid like 34 million
From: Huntsville
Posted: 09-23-2007
Votes: 25
We finally have a true Leader out there
From: T. Hinton, Union Grove, AL
Posted: 09-07-2007
Votes: 25
Nick Saban came back to the SEC because he hates tigers, bulldogs, volunteers and thinks that they should be slapped around at least once per year.
From: Dan, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 08-23-2007
Votes: 23
Nick Saban once fought Chuck Norris and the loser had to grow a mustache.
From: RollTider
Posted: 03-08-2008
Votes: 23
2000 AND SABAN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
From: ROOOOOLLL TIDEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 11-25-2007
Votes: 21
cause they doo
From: lee mobile
Posted: 04-18-2008
Votes: 18
Because Saban Burps Arsenic, Farts Napalm, and Shits on whatever he feels like!
From: Chris in Locust Grove, Ga.
Posted: 11-20-2008 |
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